Trade #24: 1987 Alfa Romeo Spider Veloce for 2005 Dodge Ram 1500

2005 Dodge Ram 1500 Laramie Long Bed

This trade was a lot of work and a long time coming, and I am so pleased with it!

I’ve had a lot of offers on the Alfa. I’ve had it much longer than I’d expected, and while it’s been fun to ride around in from time to time (and was even immortalized in a music video!), it’s very impractical for me and I’ve been pretty motivated to trade it. There have been a few close calls (one Mercedes was very nice, but the guy backed out when he learned that Spiders didn’t have power steering in 1987), and a few truly entertaining offers (a set of golf clubs!), but nothing that had really stuck. Until Bill.

Bill (not his real name) was exactly the guy I was waiting for. He had a solid vehicle in excellent condition for which there’s always demand — a powerful pickup truck. He had an abundance of these, and when I say an abundance, I mean Bill owns a couple construction companies in Sacramento and he told me he has 20+ vehicles. “This one was my wife’s barn truck,” he said. “She has an Escalade but wanted something else for driving through the fields.” So, yeah. He could spare one.

The best part, though: He had a great story.

In the late 1980s, Bill’s dad had owned and loved a 1987 Alfa Romeo Spider Veloce convertible. In gold. And Bill wanted to surprise him with another. He’d been looking all around and only finding red or black models, and was all but beside himself when he found my listing. His dad, who is in Texas, was going to love it.

Additional delightful thing: Bill is a big guy. He’s probably 6’3″. When we met up in Vacaville to swap test drives, he needed the top down in order to fit in the damn car. As I was driving behind him in this huge truck, I was watching him waver on whether to look through the windshield, or over it. It looked like a kid in a Power Wheels convertible. (He assured me that his dad is smaller and would fit more easily.)

And the truck rode so smoothly. It was a little jarring to go from a 2-seater, 4-cylinder convertible to a 6-seater truck with a V8. I felt both enormous and tiny. It was really powerful, and so easy to drive, and in really excellent cosmetic and mechanical shape.

We swapped vehicles then and there, which was late January, but it took a couple weeks to finalize the paperwork. I finally met up with Bill’s assistant (honestly I think 75% of her job is managing his DMV-related paperwork, and she is so kind and so competent and wow I feel for her).

Now that everything is official, I can list the truck. This one’s up for sale or trade. If someone offers sufficient cash, it will get me to my first huge goal, and man, I’d love to check that one off.


1999 Ducati Monster line:
Original item value:
$1000
Number of trades to date:
4
Latest trade:
1987 Alfa Romeo Spider Veloce ($6,500) for 2005 Dodge Ram 1500 ($10,000)
Total line value dollar increase:
$9000
Total line value percent increase:
900%

Trade* #7: Historical movie theater seats for $cash for robot vacuum

I bent the rules a little for this one. I checked with the Project Oversight Board (me) and, thank goodness, the ruling was in my favor.

Technically, this wasn’t a trade. This was a sale, and then a purchase. Here’s why.

The seats were popular. Facebook Marketplace has a feature (or used to have it? It seems to have disappeared of late) that shows you how many people have viewed your item. Most of my items saw decent traffic — 300 views, 500 views, maybe like 120 views for the pink bicycle before I traded it.

The seats got more than 2,500 views. People were curious, if not interested.

And I got inquiries here and there, though they were always for purchase. Nobody wanted to trade.

This went on for weeks into months while I traded other things and watched this item rack up the views with no takers. I kept lowering the price until I finally listed it for $110 for all five. I just wanted them gone.

Then Dan (not his real name) wrote. He and his partner were very interested. They were building out a media room, had lots of space, and these would be perfect. They had a truck (and what a truck!) to come retrieve them, and would pay via PayPal to facilitate distancing.

Dan even paid a week in advance to hold the seats. In the meantime, he looked around for things he could trade, because he knew that was my preference. Didn’t find anything that made sense for either of us, so (digital) cash it was.

Dan and Steve (also not his real name, probably) arrived on a Saturday and loaded the seats into their purple 1965 GMC pickup (!!!), complimented me effusively on my house, and were on their way.

So long, seats!

[Fun fact: They live on the corner where I used to live, know my old landlord, and used to hear my band play when we practiced. Small world, but yep, that truck has South Berkeley written allllll over it.]

This whole thing was a tiny bit bittersweet, as those theater seats made for many a fun movie night with friends and lovers. But I’ve grown beyond them, and they don’t suit my place or my lifestyle anymore.

And they’ve definitely found the right home. Dan stayed in touch with me and sent me photos as he stripped the paint and refinished the seats.

So now I had $110 to put toward a new item to trade. That’s not a ton of money, but it’s not nothing. After some searching, I found a new-in-box and never opened roomba-style vacuum robot. Worth about $135 new, probably $125 re-sold unopened, and I bought it from a very nice woman in East Oakland for $100. (She brought it out with a spray bottle of Lysol and sprayed it down right in front of me, lol)

There’s been a little interest so far, but I’ll be patient about this one. Someone will have something good in exchange for this vacuum — a drone, a cheap acoustic guitar, a good blender?

Who knows?

Historic movie theater seats trading line:
Original item value: $110
Number of trades to date: 1
Latest trade: Historic movie theater seats ($110) for [$cash] for Ecovacs Deebot N79@ vacuum robot ($125)
Total line value dollar increase: $15 lol
Total line value percent increase: 13.6%